i'm excitable

i get excited by the littlest things sometimes. today... it was toilet paper.

yes. toilet paper.

jet and i went grocery shopping today and i picked up a massive 16 roll pack of toilet paper. i have this paranoia about running out of toilet paper. it's like the ultimate nightmare when you've taken a huge shit... or worse... had diorrhea, and you run out of toilet paper. super CIALATS.

while putting away groceries, i opened the cupboard, hugging the toilet paper with a silly grin on my face.

"we have soooo much toilet paper!! am i the only one who gets this happy about toilet paper?"
"yes.... it's like you eat it," jet replied in his usual stoic demeanor.