Monday, July 17, 2006

like mole, like zebra

the moles on my face seem to hold some bizarre fascination to many. so much so that i've had countless people attempt to discover just how many moles there REALLY are on my face. so i set to solving that mystery.

there are TWENTY-THREE. okay? happy? for now anyway. now leave my moles alone for christ sake. and stop staring at me like a damn freak. i know... every girl likes attention but really... not this kind. it's slightly unnerving.

jet made a comment about it the other day.

"you know, you're like a zebra."
"huh?"
"well zebras don't know whether they're white with black stripes or black with white stripes. with you, it's like you don't know whether your face is skin with moles or moles with skin."

he guffawed. i gave him a death stare.

my aunt - jin min's mum - is constantly trying to get me to laser them off coz she thinks it makes my face look dirty. i find that mildy insulting... and slightly amusing. but hey, i LIKE my moles okay. i think they make me special. it gives me... ermm...

CHARACTER.

now i can see some of you just trying to look at any past pictures of me to see how many moles you can spot. -_- maybe it's just my paranoia. but. please. don't. they don't come up in photos so don't even bother.

5 comments:

Candidette said...

23 is a good number. its a prime number!
and moles...well, honey i have sun spots. i can play join the dots in the bathroom. and they are ALL OVER.
but no nether freckling.

lisha said...

sun spots? your skin doesn't see the sun!!

and thanks for sharing that little bit of information...

commonjack said...

shan't comment on the moles - but i think the 'zebra' metaphor is a stroke of genius! lol

Ultimate *knock knock joke: :)

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting Dog.
Interrupting Dog ... (who?)
WOOF WOOF!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting Cat.
Interrupting Cat ... (who?)
MEOW!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting Starfish.
Interrupting Starfish ... (who?)
(*SLAP!)

lisha said...

AIYOOOO you spoilt it!! email it to me la! now how do i tell it to people. bah. hehe... thanks.

a||y said...

Your 23 moles are still beautiful compared to TY's one hideous monstrosity!