lacking inspiration

7 things I plan to do before I die:

1. travel round the world... and then some
2. get my own feline bundle of joy = cat
3. take dance classes
4. appear on tv or magazine
5. learn spanish and japanese
6. learn to drive... outside of kangaroo island HAHAHA
7. have an orgasm!!

7 things I can do:

1. complain/stress/worry about what i CAN'T do
2. skank with my beloved DFSes
3. shop like there's no tomorrow
4. act like a 5 yr-old
5. hide my mata sepet with skillful make-up application
6. use "liver complications" as an excuse not to be force fed alcohol
7. eat a lot of pan mee

7 things I cannot do:

1. be a convincing chinese
2. public speaking
3. keep warm like normal warm-blooded mammals
4. save money
5. strut on the catwalk
6. socialise with a bunch of complete strangers
7. tolerate hateful racism (racist jokes are fine without hateful intent)

7 things that attract me to the opposite sex:

1. soulful eyes
2. toned but not muscular
3. wit and humour
4. a healthy tan
5. intellectual conversations
6. confidence
7. great understanding and patience

7 things that I say most often:

1. fuck/fucking/fucker/feck
2. shit
3. oh. my. god.
4. ok cool
5. harrooooo!!
6. eh hallo!!
7. WTF?!

7 celebrity crushes:

1. jessica alba
2. angelina jolie
3. george clooney
4. ryan phillipe
5. jonathan rhys meyers
6. takeshi kaneshiro
7. johnny depp

7 people I want to do this:

1. bambi
2. mishL
3. michael
4. her
5. you
6. him
7. anyone who feels like it