Jet: baby baby!!! you know what happened i have been eating this box of the gobstopper candies.. then there was only one left so i tipped the box so the last one came out/./ and guess what fell out as well after it.. me: huh -_- wat Jet: a small pink nerd candy!!!! Jet: hahaha you know nerds? by the same company wonka candies? it must have jumped across the production lines.. and made its way onto the gobstopper line and jumped into the box hehe talok.. k.. back to reading Sent at 2:10 PM on Thursday me: baby... only you could get so excited over a nerd candy in a gobstopper box Jet: yea la its funny... how did it get there? it was a high achiever nerd me: uh huh... -_- Sent at 2:13 PM on Thursday | |||
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i swear. he's like a 5 yr old.
and then just this afternoon, my dad took me to eat pan mee (WOOHOOOO!!) and he was as usual talking about how useless and spoilt our generation is, ra ra ra. and he was talking about how good his memory is and how he can still remember phone numbers from 40 yrs ago.
"you know how i used to remember phone numbers?"
"how?"
"each number, i would imagine it in the shape of a woman or man's body."
"huh??"
"last time, phone numbers were only 6 digits. so if the number is 323668, i imagine 32 is the woman's chest, 36 is the waist and 68 is the buttocks."
-_- that's a mighty big ass.
3 comments:
what you got against big asses huh? HUH?
68" of butt is rather extreme.
*sniffle*
I'll probably hit 8" in like 2 months. I'll explode. My butt will have its own gravity.
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