Wednesday, September 26, 2007

i've found a new best friend

in the last sixteen hours i've been to the toilet eight times. so, we've been getting to know each other very well. it's a love-hate relationship.

my ass really hurts. the first five times was fine. but slowly, it started to burn and sting more. someone needs to invent softer toilet paper. like silk.

three times in one hour this morning. it's really not funny. i dread the next one.

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